Make Us Laugh: Add the Punchline to Our Comic

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today?

Share your wit with your north suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge.

Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution.

The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

sue schmittroth November 23, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Instant poult au vin!
Laura Deterville November 23, 2011 at 01:19 PM
I don't think your drunkin turkey receipe is quite right yet.
LongGrove November 23, 2011 at 01:28 PM
Mom? Yes Pop? Ahhhh what kind of stuffed mushrooms were those?
Kari Fuder DeVries November 23, 2011 at 02:18 PM
I don't think that is what the recipe means when they say "Marinate"
anita simes November 23, 2011 at 02:21 PM
I thought the turkey was supposed to be stuffed, not loaded!
Robert K. Elder November 23, 2011 at 02:31 PM
He's like this every year.
Margie S November 23, 2011 at 05:03 PM
And you think you were stressed getting ready for Thanksgiving!
Dora McCracken November 23, 2011 at 05:26 PM
I was a little dry!
Ruth P November 23, 2011 at 05:47 PM
Let ME season the stuffing!
Melanie November 23, 2011 at 07:12 PM
Oh look honey! I'm not the only one your mother has driven to drink!
Abigail November 24, 2011 at 02:24 AM
Hey, turkey, that's what I feel like doing when I'm around this crowd too!
sue schmittroth November 24, 2011 at 04:11 AM
Very Funny!!
Coy One November 24, 2011 at 08:14 AM
You misunderstood ..... we wanted vodka GIMLETS – NOT vodka "GIBLETS" with our Thanksgiving dinner!!
Coy One November 25, 2011 at 06:43 AM
Hey, you wild turkey! ...... that Wild Turkey is for us!!!
Debbie Donushi November 25, 2011 at 03:48 PM
"Not only has our turkey been basted...it is also WASTED!!!..."
Meg November 26, 2011 at 07:26 PM
Matt Shedor November 27, 2011 at 02:06 AM
"Grandma, i know you are against executions, but don't you think granting 'last requests' to the bird is going a little too far?"
Matt Shedor November 27, 2011 at 02:08 AM
'talking turkey': "folks, i know you are doubting me, but believe me, Chef Aaron says that a red wine is the call here"
Matt Shedor November 27, 2011 at 02:11 AM
the moment when Terrance the Turkey went from going 'gobble, gobble to guzzle, guzzle'.
Coy One November 27, 2011 at 05:23 AM
Meg, No offense, but I have to say this entry deserves the “bird” … so don’t be a “turkey” by trying to “duck” the issue; or act like an old “hen” and “chicken” out of “quacking” a smile from some good-natured kidding!!! (; } ) John Madden
Sir-Robert Johnson January 15, 2012 at 04:13 PM
Ok...hiccup, this wines gotta breath a bit...so I'll be in the den.


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