Add the Punchline to Our Dog Debate Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today?

Share your wit with your north suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge.

Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution.

The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

ajlewis48 February 01, 2012 at 12:19 PM
k-nine! k-Nine! k-Nine!
Louise Basgall February 01, 2012 at 01:37 PM
Life's Ruff! Deal with it!
Bill kaiser February 01, 2012 at 01:42 PM
Balanced Budget in 10 years... that's 70 years for us!
Karen Pfeifer February 01, 2012 at 01:51 PM
YOU want to control the borders by installing Electronic Fences everywhere!
annie t February 01, 2012 at 02:13 PM
I KNEW Lassie and you, Fido, are NO Lassie!!
gocubsgo February 01, 2012 at 02:25 PM
Say what? Like yours don't stink??!?
John February 01, 2012 at 03:04 PM
There you go again
John February 01, 2012 at 03:08 PM
When will you realize that treats are nothing more than a Socialist handout
John February 01, 2012 at 03:11 PM
You are being led around on a leash like some pathetic pet
Dean Reda February 01, 2012 at 04:09 PM
No need to make fun of the pug..He was born that way... :)
Zed February 01, 2012 at 05:20 PM
"Oh, why don't you just admit it, already? You're on the side of the cats!"
Zed February 01, 2012 at 05:21 PM
"I have proof. PROOF of what you did back in 2008 on that carpet!"
Zed February 01, 2012 at 05:23 PM
Zed February 01, 2012 at 05:28 PM
"Unlike you, Mr. Fido, I give this promise to every American pooch: A steak bone in every food bowl and a ride every day in the car!"
Zed February 01, 2012 at 05:30 PM
"You say we need to raise taxes? BAD! Bad boy! BAD, BAD BOY!"
Zed February 01, 2012 at 05:33 PM
"You stop barking like that at our moderator, Katie Couric. Now you go over there and give her a kiss. Go on! Give her kiss. Give Katie a kiss."
Zed February 01, 2012 at 05:37 PM
Middle Dog to Gray Dog: "If I had a cat that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt, make it walk backwards and call it 'Pug'." Pug Dog: "Hey... "
Bill S February 01, 2012 at 05:56 PM
Voters love a good dog and pony show...let's give it to them.
Bill S February 01, 2012 at 06:00 PM
Your people will WANT me when I am done with you.
Bill S February 01, 2012 at 06:03 PM
You don't stand a chance. American's want a pretty boy.
Zed February 01, 2012 at 09:39 PM
"When I hear your new ideas, I'm reminded of that ad, 'Where's the beef?' Hey. Wait a second. (Sniff Sniff) What is that? Is that... BACON? Gotta' get that bacon! Where is it? Where's the bacon?! There! In that bag! Somebody, get it for me! I'd get it myself, but I don't have thumbs! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM! It's BACON!"
Ravana February 05, 2012 at 07:50 PM
Are you denying that you were once a stud dog?
Bill S February 05, 2012 at 08:23 PM
My tax returns were eaten by my boy.
Bill S February 05, 2012 at 08:24 PM
I will bet you 10,000 Milk Bones!
Dale Stout February 07, 2012 at 01:48 AM
No, I'm the Alpha Male.


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