Make Us Laugh: Add the Punchline to Our Comic
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today?
Share your wit with your north suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge.
Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution.
The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
What's your punchline?
Tell us in the comments.
sue schmittroth
6:54 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Instant poult au vin!
Laura Deterville
7:19 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
I don't think your drunkin turkey receipe is quite right yet.
LongGrove
7:28 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Mom? Yes Pop? Ahhhh what kind of stuffed mushrooms were those?
Kari Fuder DeVries
8:18 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
I don't think that is what the recipe means when they say "Marinate"
anita simes
8:21 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
I thought the turkey was supposed to be stuffed, not loaded!
sue schmittroth
10:11 pm on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Very Funny!!
Robert K. Elder
8:31 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
He's like this every year.
Margie S
11:03 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
And you think you were stressed getting ready for Thanksgiving!
Dora McCracken
11:26 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
I was a little dry!
Ruth P
11:47 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Let ME season the stuffing!
Melanie
1:12 pm on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Oh look honey! I'm not the only one your mother has driven to drink!
Abigail
8:24 pm on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Hey, turkey, that's what I feel like doing when I'm around this crowd too!
Coy One
2:14 am on Thursday, November 24, 2011
You misunderstood ..... we wanted vodka GIMLETS – NOT vodka "GIBLETS" with our Thanksgiving dinner!!
Coy One
12:43 am on Friday, November 25, 2011
Hey, you wild turkey! ...... that Wild Turkey is for us!!!
Debbie Donushi
9:48 am on Friday, November 25, 2011
"Not only has our turkey been basted...it is also WASTED!!!..."
Meg
1:26 pm on Saturday, November 26, 2011
Turdrunken
Coy One
11:23 pm on Saturday, November 26, 2011
Meg,
No offense, but I have to say this entry deserves the “bird” … so don’t be a “turkey” by trying to “duck” the issue; or act like an old “hen” and “chicken” out of “quacking” a smile from some good-natured kidding!!!
(; } )
John Madden
Matt Shedor
8:06 pm on Saturday, November 26, 2011
"Grandma, i know you are against executions, but don't you think granting 'last requests' to the bird is going a little too far?"
Matt Shedor
8:08 pm on Saturday, November 26, 2011
'talking turkey': "folks, i know you are doubting me, but believe me, Chef Aaron says that a red wine is the call here"
Matt Shedor
8:11 pm on Saturday, November 26, 2011
the moment when Terrance the Turkey went from going 'gobble, gobble to guzzle, guzzle'.
Sir-Robert Johnson
10:13 am on Sunday, January 15, 2012
Ok...hiccup, this wines gotta breath a bit...so I'll be in the den.